Hopleaf’s Montreal-style Brisket Platter
johnPeriodically, we will be posting about a single food item that we think you should be putting inside your mouth. Think of these food items as a “Food of the…
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Food Porn: Sea Bass w/ Anchovy Garlic Butter @ Glenn’s Diner
Glenn’s aint just about all-you-can-eat crab legs. It’s dishes like this that make the place so fucking amazing. Congrats to our first featured food porn photographer, ehfisher! You’ve successfully given…
Indie Cafe: No Love You Long Time
Indie Cafe, your Pan-Asian cooking style is sorry! You make my bowels pour curry juice from poor preparation technique in kitchen. Your food is not worth two dolla. Indie Cafe,…
The Angus Deluxe – McDonald’s Doesn’t Give a Fuck.
Man, I’m sick of all this Michael Jackson shit. It sure would be nice for the media to get over it already. Motherfucker wasn’t Jesus. . he was actually creepy…
Chicago Gluttons Get Flick’d
Back in the 1920’s, Fred R. Barnard jacked the adage A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words from an old Chinese proverb. Now, like 40 Acres and a Mule, Gluttons…
Chicago Gluttons 15 Minutes Starts NOW
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WTF OMFG WV BBQ LOL!!!
The weather this spring has been absolute horseshit, but that hasn’t stopped Gluttons from hitting the road like Kerouac. When the days get long, we get hungry for other people’s…
Mexique Flavorfuck
Thought I was dead? Nah, babies. But honestly, this recession has my funds locked up tighter than a Catholic high school girls punnany on prom night. I’m definitely looking more…
Solo Dolo Volo (Volo stands alone)
Volo Wine Bar has got shit locked down. It is labeled as “New American” cuisine, but I have my own label: tasty ass ish. Some of the flavors I have…
Chicago Gluttons knock up The Bristol
I first visited The Bristol like a week after it opened. I really wanted to love it, especially since an acquaintance of mine works in the kitchen and talked it…
Great Lake Slangs Pies Like Heron
Cafe Luigi, Calo, Coal Fire, Connie’s. And that’s just the fucking c’s. Damn fam…there is HELLA pizza joints in this town. So many spots that make they sauce too sweet,…
Five Guys Ran a Train on My Mouth
If you enjoy hamburgers and you aren't a nazi, then u need five guys.
The Deliciousness VI
Many stories have been told throughout the restaurateur and food review scene about hush mouth, underground alley side joints. Even The Wrestler couldn’t help you get into some of these…
Right On For The Darkness
Yea, Curtis Mayfield said it best: right on for that darkness. No doubt, if I could have shit my way on the daily, Id skip on breakfast and lunch to…
Con Sabor Cubano translation – Flava in ya mouth Cuban style
Fact: Fidel Castro has a beard and Cuban food is delicious. Fellow Glutton, Rin Rin and I rolled up on this joint and were immediately greeted by the spicy sounds…